This Weekend...

Accenture Match Play didn't turn out the way I confidently predicted. Let's just say we had to "cancel my Mimosa and Cartwheel party" cuz Tim Clark spanked Tiger from the get. What do I do with all the party hats and whistles?

Even still, Tiger is the number 7 searched figure on Yahoo.com this morning. The Tiger/Golf Channel remains excited and tomorrow will be a great day!

THE MATCH-UPS:
Geoff Ogilvy: Looking strong, good win against McIllroy. So clutch and has the most winning experience... The hottest of the final four - and isn't afraid to rock pink:)
Paul Casey: Solid this week. Great player and always has been, but still doesn't stand out in my mind? He seems to be breezing through? I want to pinch his cheeks:)
PREDICTION: Ogilvy

Stewart Cink: Always so smiley! He is too sweet! I want to pinch his cheeks too!!!
Ross Fisher: "Where you be hidin at?" This guy has great hair and is a little secret hottie! He finished T-13th at the Dubai Desert Classic a few weeks back... This will be a great match!
PREDICTION: Fisher

Championship Winner: Ogilvy

... but then again, we thought Tiger was going to DESTROY!!!?

Guess Who's Bizack?

Tiga Woods Y'all - Tiga Woods Y'all - Tiga - Tiga - Tiga Woods Y'all! Woot Woot! Yeagahhh! Can I chant and cheer some more, cuz I can go on all day! Tiger Woods makes his comeback this week and the world is MORE THAN ready.

It's match play to start 2009:) Tiger will be up against #64 world-ranked 34 year old - Australian, Brenden Jones, in the first round of the Accenture Match Play Championship. It's the totally perfect comeback strategy Big Tigger!

Brenden Jones: "Obviously, being 64 in the world, I'm going to be playing No. 1, 2 or 3. But I've come a long way. If I'm going to get beat by anybody, I would like to get beat by Tiger." Do I sniff a forfeit Brenden?

The sponsors that got a "discount" is promotional advertising because of the "economy" are now "excited" because they hit the "jackpot"! You feel me on that one? Who knew?

Accenture Match Play Party with Cartwheels and Mimosas at my crib all weekend long Girlfriend!

Image: Associated Press

Andrew Magee is actually Funny?

Hey Kids! Our good friend Andrew Magee over at the Golf Channel was doin' a little commentating at the FBR in PHX. To clarify... the tournament where all the college kids get "drunk n' rowdy" and apparently... wear inappropriate T-shirts with cool statements on them!

While "shootin' the golf breeze" and putting the Golf Channel audience in a semi-coma during yet another broadcast, Andrew says to Gary McCord that he sees a t-shirt that reads "I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie." (Hahahaha! Good find Andrew! Almost wanna take you to the flea market with me!)

Yahoo Sports' "Devil Ball Golf's" Jay Busbee says: "Why do we assume it's a sexually suggestive remark? Could be about cannibalism, not that that's any better."

Dear Jay: WTF? BECAUSE he got kicked out of the BOY SCOUTS - the female equivalent to "Boy Scout" is a BROWNIE! The shirt wouldn't be as funny (or need mention the boy scout) if we were talkin' 'bout a POT BROWNIE... duhhhhh! - except to Michael Phelps;) LMAO:)

Good Heavens Jay! Like seriously, do I have to do all the perverted thinking around here!?
Get your very own funny t-shirt to wear at PGA Tour events at www.zazzle.com - this is the closest one we could find!!! :) Holla Back!

Charlie Axel Woods

Big sister Sam has some company as Charlie Axel Woods - What a ROCK STAR name! - was welcomed into the world on Sunday night. I'm sure he is as cute as a button! So exciting!

Golf Channel's Mercer Baggs says: "Everyone knows Tiger has been playing the fiddle since he was 4-months-old and idolizes Charlie Daniels. What's less known, however, is that Woods and Guns N' Roses front man Axel Rose are very tight."

Dear Mercer: Well aren't you Mr. Tiger Woods Trivia! Ummm, I'm sorry but... I clearly must be living under a rock cuz I did NOT know that Tiger played the fiddle, but - thanks to you Mr. Baggs - I do now!!! I know who Axel Rose "actually" is, and that is good enough for me!


Congrats Tiger, Elin and Sam on a healthy and happy baby boy:)

Images:
www.oobgolf.com/content/fore+play/1-796-Sam_Woods_Baby_Photos
www.daylife.com/photo/09Uf3ku3xQ7Q7

The Magic of McIlroy

A dream come true for a young man from Northern Ireland only 19 years old. The youngest player EVER to win on the European Tour with his victory at the Dubai Desert Classic. Currently at 16th in the World Rankings, look out world, it's Rory McIlroy! "I think I have to reassess my goals now," McIlroy said. "But I go into every week with the same mind-set. ... As long as I do that, I am happy.

Turning Pro on September 19, 2007, this young man took it deep at the British Open at Carnoustie where he was T-3 after a solid first round of 68... and finished up nicely placing T-42.

I think we have a lot to look forward to from this young man, he's just the energy and inspiration men's golf needs right now! Superb Golf and an Irish accent;) Sweet.

Image: THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Kamran Jebreili

Phelps goes Bongo!

In the latest sports news, Steelers win the Superbowl, Images of the Olympic Dolphin, Micheal Phelps, surface of him takin' a bong rip, Kenny Perry wins the FBR, Nadal beats Federer to win the 2009 Australian Open, and its too early to "really" care about basketball:)

"Whoops-a-daisy!" We were all wondering what he was doing to kill time since the Olympics aren't for another 4 years? He should really take up golf...