Appleby calls Daly "Train Wreck" & GM X's Tiger

Everyone loves to talk smack about John Daly! Perhaps it's the only way to get your "name in the news" if you're Stewart Appleby, and no one cares that you're ranked 35th in the world? Maybe if you updated your visors from the 90's Stewart darling?

According to ESPN Golf: "John Daly is unique," Appleby said. "As players, we only wish that he put a little bit more time into his game and less time into ruining his personal life. He would be a draw card, not just a freak card, because he's so gifted it's a joke."

Golf Couture: Dear Stewart, can you say "harsh"? I mean c'mon you bandwagon rider! Sure, Daly is havin' some probs, but how 'bout some words of positivity? Reach out to him bruh, since he's in your "wishes" and all... I wish my body looked like Britney Spears' in the "I'm a slave for you" video, and so I'm on the treadmill for that extra mile and eat plain oatmeal for breakfast (yuck!).

Appleby continues via golfchannel.com: "I'm not quite sure how that works. I guess he's a walking train wreck and unfortunately, people turn their heads to watch the train wreck."

Golf Couture: You're almost right Stewie, except when you folded up like cheap lawn furniture at the Masters and Players Championship, cameras turned heads away and didn't air your "train wreck"? Hmmmmmmm... Harsh!

Top News: On a lighter and fluffier note, GM will drop it's 7-million dollar endorsement deal with Mr. Tiger Woods, aka Mr. Hot Birdie Machine! Something tells me he will manage just fine...

JD Hooters Overload

Whoops-a-Daly! John Daly had a bit too much to drink at the ever classy "Hooters" establishment in Salem, North Carolina.

AOL Sports: Daly was held in custody Sunday after police said he was drunk off his arse in a Winston-Salem, NC restaurant.(Hooters)


Police officers were called at 2:17 a.m. to the Hooters at 120 Hanes Square Circle on a medical call. When officers arrived, Daly, who had earlier lost consciousness, was being treated by EMS. Daly "appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative," police stated in a news release. Daly refused to be escorted to the hospital and was eventually asked to leave the restaurant by workers there.
JD clearly has some issues that he must deal with. He should give good ol' Britney Spears a ring-a-ling and ask for some rehab advice. Even Britney can't believe that JD is still throwin' down like he's a 24 year-old pop star! Daly is 42 years old (not 24) and has some work to do. Rumor has it he was selling his signed knick-knacks for some quick cash... yikes, even Brit wouldn't go there!