Tiger's Trauma ain't that Bad!

Geeeeeeeeeeez. The golf media needs to chill out dude! So Tiger didn't shoot 65 and make multiple eagles and give us the usual spectacular performance... neither did Cejka. Bad final round golf opened the door for Stenson to close the deal... although with -6 in the final round at TPC Sawgrass, you kinda kick the door open your-damn-self! Good Job Stenson, happy for you and Sweden buddy! Xo.

Note to Media: Tiger will snap out of it, it's called GOLF! "I kept spinning it to the right..." says Tiger, "but I got plenty of time to fix it." O'Hair was schooled by Tiger a few weeks ago and came back with a strong win soon after. Cejka will take this and run with it. You gotta fall so you know how to get up. Simple rule of life, business, relationships and golf. Is it me or is anyone else feeling Kelly Tilghman overload? Her hair looks good though:)!

Natalie Gulbis couldn't be at the Celebrity Apprentice finale:( She played well this week with a -9 finish at the Michelob in Virginia... but nobody is paying attention to that because the world revolves around Tiger...

Obviously, I know I am not the only one feeling lost and distraught? As much as I want to lay off and give him room... I want my Tiger back...

Natalie's Birthday Bash

Las Vegas, the overdramatic and overhyped city of Sin played host to Natalie Gulbis's underpromoted 26th Open Birthday Party. Hosted at Blush, the "lounge/nightclub" at the Wynn Hotel, Natalie looked gorgeous as usual, and mingled with everyone while texting and frequently checking the BlackBerry! Birthday girl was blowin' up!

Seeing as there was a very small turnout, most of which were local media goobers - she (or her PR peeps) probably should've started handing out these promo-card-bad-boys a bit sooner. But sometimes quaint and quiet parties do the trick...

My date: Lance Ringler from Golfweek

Our only research tidbit: She was born at 5:44am

Overall Party Experience: 2 1/2 stars

Props to Natalie for hosting a B-Day Party: 5 stars

Gulbis Takes on Reality TV

Natalie Gulbis is a officially a TV celebrity ...and rightfully so Ms. Thang! After "missing the cut" at the Safeway this past August, Natalie has been "missing in action"? Answer: Natalie is going to star on the next Celebrity Apprentice which is currently wrapping up filming in New York!

In the same format as celebrity apprentice season one, it'll bring business-savvy celebrity contestants together to compete in business driven tasks around New York City. They'll use their fame, business skills, wealth and high-profile connections to win challenges. SWEEEEEEEEEEET!

"Girls Gone Wild" Entrepreneur and self-proclaimed pervert Joe Francis was a scheduled castmemeber, but has pulled out... hold your tears:( The confirmed "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" sub-star to appear alongside Natalie G is Khloe Kardashian:) Sidenote: D-List Khloe Kardashian is Lil' sis to B-List Kim Kardashian who has moved up tremendously in the Celebrity World with a mix of being BFF status with Paris Hilton, making a "dirty homevideo" with former BF (and really bad rap artist) Ray-J, and her current hot relationship with Reggie Bush... oh, and a recent "short-lived" Dancing with the Stars crapshoot ...and it helps that she is beyond gorgeous! Claudia Jordan will also be alongside Natalie and Khloe! You may recognize this beauty from Deal or No Deal with a silver briefcase on lower level left of the showroom. Rumor has it that she gets eliminated early in the competiton, woooooooooooooooooooh!BuddyTV.com: Other scheduled Cast Members are Brande Roderick, Playboy/Baywatch girl, and the annoying Joan Rivers with her slightly less annoying daughter, Melissa Rivers. Herschel Walker, former awesome NFL star and Brian McKnight, 90's smooth R&B singer.

Scott Hamilton, the really short gold-medal winning figure skater/commentator and Jennie Finch (no clue?). Finally, Annie Duke, a pro-poker-player, Dennis Rodman (heee's baa-aack!), Andrew Dice Clay, Tom Green, Sandra Bullock's Hubby Jesse James, Clint Black, and my personal fave Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins, former member of TLC!

I'm glad that Women's Golf continues to be thrown on the celebrity map! Who better than the experienced and gorgeous Natalie Gulbis to represent in style! Go get 'em girl!

Gulbis gives Kerr "Sexiest Golfer" Title

According to the Ottawa Sun, a Canadian newspaper, Natalie Gulbis gave Christie Kerr "The Sexiest Golfer" Title. Ummmmm... No.

As much as I like Christie Kerr and her super-cocky-'tude - I'm not sure she can claim that title. Kerr has earned a "sexy golfer" role - "Respek" -Ali G - No doubt she's cute... but sexiest? One of the sexiest?

It's no secret that Christie and Natalie are like, total BFF's (best friends forever). BFF's have to give BFF's "shout outs", but friendship aside...

Note to Natalie: Obviously you can't tell the media that YOU are the sexiest, so the humble/cordial thing to do is claim your BFF.

I think that in a head-to-head match in terms of "sexy" Christie Kerr would lose to SEVERAL LPGA ladies... that's just me, and I am usually right all of the time. Just ask me...