Dear Tiger: Have an enjoyable day with the family today, chip a few, maybe even play 9. Have a cocktail, get a massage, buy yourself a new Maserati or a hire someone to fan your face and press your feet for 24 hours. Call up Michael Jordan and tell him to bring you some cupcakes with sprinkles...
Whatever floats your boat... you are Tiger Woods damnit! You are the man, even during the off-season sweetie:)
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