Recently we had the opportunity to an Exclusive Interview with Sports Legend & Phenomenon, Camel Toe. We discuss its' long lasting relationship with the game of Golf...Golf Couture: Welcome Camel Toe! So nice to have you here at the International Corporate Headquarters of Golf Couture.
Camel Toe: Thanks for having me. It's rarely that I'm anywhere else but on golf course these days, except when I'm running... (Slight chuckle)
Golf Couture: (Slight chuckle back'atcha C-Toe) Why don't you tell our readers who you are?
Camel Toe: Well, basically I'm what happens to you when you wear standard length shorts and spend all day walking up n' down the fairway. I am the piece of short that rides-up between your legs creating ... what I like to call the "Camel Toe Effect".
Golf Couture: Interesting... Now, how is it... (slight pause for breath and thought) that we as "golf fashion victims" can prevent this tragic occurrence?
Camel Toe: I'm glad you asked that question. Here are ways to "Banish your Camel Toe":
1. Wear a "slimmer" (not smaller) fitting short. It will prevent the "riding up" and shape the fit of your shorts.
2. Buy items with a Lycra %. Lycra helps cling to the body so everything is held in place. Use it, but pleeeeease don't abuse it!
3. Don't be afraid of "Pants" or "Capri's". They're your friends when you're having those "not so great" weeks, like after Christmas, Thanksgiving or Easter.
4. "Squats and Sprints". This step is "self explanatory":)
5. "The Skort" is the Number 1 Solution to ending all camel toes of all shapes and sizes. It is safe, sexy and performable.
Golf Couture: Well folks, you read it here first. Once again, saving you from basic golf errors, because that is what we do here at Golf Couture: Where Education collides with Fashion. I'd like to thank Camel Toe again for joining us, next week... Wedgies:)
